I don't want to give you all any ideas but...

I don’t want to give you all any ideas but…

I was talking to Christian about the Oatmeal, realized that the site is basically Thought Catalog for straight white male geeks, then realized that a Thought Catalog for white male geeks that’s more Thought Catalog-ier can’t be too far behind. The Oatmeal, but less oriented on diagrams, more oriented on “thinkpieces”, every other one of them will be about how forlorn the straight white male geek is, that he was “friend zoned”. The other thinkpieces will be about, I dunno, ten startups that will save the world or something.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Now that the idea is out there, it’s easier to stop. Right?